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4 SAUCES I’VE USED TO AVOID AWKWARD SOCIAL SITUATIONS

We’ve all been there, right? Awkward situations I mean. We all have them. If you don’t, please keep reading anyway. We’ve been bribed by the good folks at Dragon’s Blood Elixir to make this article, so strap yourselves in and please click all the banner ads on this page before you leave. The following are… Continue reading 4 SAUCES I’VE USED TO AVOID AWKWARD SOCIAL SITUATIONS

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The Evolution of the American Epic and Our Top Five Favs

by @hauntedmiracle Well, citizens, it’s that time again. The boys are all lined up and ready to do some old fashioned politicking, and it’s our duty to probe and prod the warm doughy bodies of these presidential hopefuls and choose the best in show. Which of these fine young men and women have what… Continue reading The Evolution of the American Epic and Our Top Five Favs

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The Top Ten “You Go Girl!” Moments in Reptile Evolution

By Jason “Better Massage Through Science” Rhode (@iamthemaster) Reptile evolution? Well, since the Japanese teens I talk to won’t be on for another six to seven hours, I can give you my own analysis of what this means. I used to just quote from my holy book on these affairs, but since my hardcopy version… Continue reading The Top Ten “You Go Girl!” Moments in Reptile Evolution