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11 Ways Media are Exactly Like Sharks


1 can’t stop moving

2 eat their young

3 more scared of you than you are them

4 tiny dicks

Newspaper reporter at typewriter

5 gross skin

6 dinosaurs

7 poop in ocean


8 can’t code

9 100 people bitten by them per year

10 don’t ‘get’ Kanye

11 eating their flesh forbidden in some countries




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