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21 Things Racist Parents Of Millenials Hate

 

 

1. Autocorrect and anal sex (via God’s will et al).

 

 

Autocorrect

 

 

 

 

2. Your tattoos and black people.

 

 

Your tattoos

 

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3. Your clothes, and the punk style leather bracelets you want to wear.

 

Leather Anchor Bracelet

 

 

 

4. Any browser other than this one and Mexicans.

 

 

Any browser other than

 

Source: neowin.net

 

 

 

5. Why you’re living at home with them in addition to Jews.

 

 

Why you're living at home with them

 

 

 

 

6. The Stevens’ boy from down the street who is in law school now, and mongrel races.

 

 

The Stevens' boy from down the street who is in law school now

 

 

 

7. That awful music you listen to and ‘ethnic’ music.

 

 

That awful music you listen to

 

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8. Your awful new haircut and lazy immigrants.

 

 

Your awful new haircut

 

 

 

 

9. Knowing the difference between Plain and Vanilla soy milk and the millions of babies that are murdered every day by abortion-loving feminists.

 

 

Knowing the difference between Plain and Vanilla soy milk

 

 

 

 

10. When you make fun of what they say on Twitter and the looks of that President, the black fella there.

 

 

 

 

 

my mom just said twittered instead of tweeted i

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol at the fact that my mom just said “pop a Molly, I’m sweatin” before turning on the fan

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My mom just said that plugging in my iPhone into my charger will get the Internet to work on my phone. I’m moving out of my house.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

11. Why you won’t just wear sensible Transitions™ lenses, and the fact that health care is somewhat more readily available to poor people at the cost of roughly .00000000001 per tax payer, unlike in their day, when they worked hard to not have the health care that they didn’t have.

 

 

Why you won't just wear sensible Transitions™ lenses

 

 

 

 

12. Your major, and foreigners who would probably be better off back wherever they came from.

 

 

Your major

 

 

 

 

13. Your goddamn Beanie Baby collection, do you know how much they spent on those stupid things + “Negroid races.”

 

 

Your goddamn Beanie Baby collection, do you know how much they spent on those stupid things

 

 

 

 

14. Why you blocked them on Facebook/ “Faggy” cocktails.

 

 

Why you blocked them on Facebook

 

 

 

 

15. Why anyone would pay $15/lb for coffee when there’s this kind and whatever is going on with those A-rabs over there, just doesn’t seem right when you look at it. Always with the bombs these people.

 

 

Why anyone would pay $15/lb for coffee when there's

 

 

 

 

16. Malware warnings/ Spics.

 

 

Malware warnings

 

 

 

 

17. Hackers. Edward Snowden.

 

 

Hackers

 

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18. Why you need to take so many selfies. “Urban” demographics.

 

 

Why you need to take so many selfies

 

Source: imgur.com

 

 

 

19. Your boyfriend Jeff, the non-racist boyfriend you have.

 

 

Your boyfriend

 

Source: reddit.com

 

 

 

20. Justin Bieber

 

 

21 Things Parents Of Millenials Hate

 

 

 

 

21. But what they really hate? Themselves, isn’t it?  Because of all the racism is wot.

 

 

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