1. Autocorrect and anal sex (via God’s will et al).
2. Your tattoos and black people.
3. Your clothes, and the punk style leather bracelets you want to wear.
4. Any browser other than this one and Mexicans.
5. Why you’re living at home with them in addition to Jews.
6. The Stevens’ boy from down the street who is in law school now, and mongrel races.
7. That awful music you listen to and ‘ethnic’ music.
8. Your awful new haircut and lazy immigrants.
9. Knowing the difference between Plain and Vanilla soy milk and the millions of babies that are murdered every day by abortion-loving feminists.
10. When you make fun of what they say on Twitter and the looks of that President, the black fella there.
my mom just said twittered instead of tweeted i
Lol at the fact that my mom just said “pop a Molly, I’m sweatin” before turning on the fan
My mom just said that plugging in my iPhone into my charger will get the Internet to work on my phone. I’m moving out of my house.
11. Why you won’t just wear sensible Transitions™ lenses, and the fact that health care is somewhat more readily available to poor people at the cost of roughly .00000000001 per tax payer, unlike in their day, when they worked hard to not have the health care that they didn’t have.
12. Your major, and foreigners who would probably be better off back wherever they came from.
13. Your goddamn Beanie Baby collection, do you know how much they spent on those stupid things + “Negroid races.”
14. Why you blocked them on Facebook/ “Faggy” cocktails.
15. Why anyone would pay $15/lb for coffee when there’s this kind and whatever is going on with those A-rabs over there, just doesn’t seem right when you look at it. Always with the bombs these people.
16. Malware warnings/ Spics.
17. Hackers. Edward Snowden.
18. Why you need to take so many selfies. “Urban” demographics.
19. Your boyfriend Jeff, the non-racist boyfriend you have.
20. Justin Bieber
21. But what they really hate? Themselves, isn’t it? Because of all the racism is wot.
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