5 Adorable Photos That Will Make You REALLY Want a Pet Bushbaby

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1. Would you look at this cutie fat sack of nocturnal hugbunny? I would love to have this little dude squeezing my arm all the day long.

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2. They drink tea just like you and me! Well, not JUST like us– these tiny babies have to lick it gingerly from a little spoon! Their incredibly delicate dietary requirements are probably not being well served by this dose of indigestible dairy and caffeine, but look how cute that is– I can’t stay mad!

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3. This tiny boopsie has probably just been captured by poachers to be detoothed and sold at death-peddling foreign pet markets, but just look at those big sweetie-pie eyes! They’re just like little angels when the powerful photo flash damages their sensitive nocturnal peepers.

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4. He’s eating a poptart! Oh em gee. This dangerously obese specimen is striking a super-cute submissive terror posture while eating a practically poisonous treat given to him by a clueless asshole. He thinks he’s people! Ha ha! But don’t worry– his delicate poison glands have probably been yanked out, causing permanently-infected mouth wounds that will kill him way before that yummy pie does.

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Dawwww! Wouldn’t you just love to crush the life out of this adorable sweet baby? Nature is mankind’s plaything.

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3 comments

  1. Dink Magic says:

    I like the one in the cage ! I want one but I dont want it to touch or get near me

  2. Douglas F says:

    I ate a poptart today too, that’s so me. My friends are 2 (likes coffee) and 5 (she has eyes)

  3. faronicus says:

    I seem to detect a strain of anti-poaching in this “article”. Well, dear sir, poison glands don’t yank themselves out, and if you want for a cure for Chronic Fatigue Syndrome to magically appear then be my guest

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