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5 Dog Breeds That Will Blow Your Mind

You may have seen a dog or two in the wild. They’re practically everywhere! From cute memes to every white girl’s instagram, it’s not hard to see a dog. But did you know there are some dog breeds out there you probably never thought you’d see? Look no further than this list, you may be shocked what you see…

 

1. Golden-Haired Beach Guardians

In centuries past, these majestic beasts were spoken of only in legend. Soldiers and warriors storming beaches in war would often tell tales of watching the sand-colored canines emerging from their underground burrows to try and fend off attackers. It wasn’t until 1937 when a researcher by the name of Augustus Phillips discovered the dogs on the coast of France; the dogs were decidedly friendly unless their homeland feels threatened. They have an intricate system of tunnels beneath the beaches of Normandy where their colony resides. No one has ever been able to successfully domesticate one of them.

 

2. Quadrupedal Troll-Dogs

In recent years, these dogs have grown quite popular with younger generations. Troll-Dogs, named for their striking resemblance to Troll Dolls, can be traced back hundreds of years to their evolutionary ancestors, horses. They have long bodies and typically thick fur, and through environmental adaptation their dogs can now range anywhere from a bird call to a truck horn.

 

3. Welsh Meandogs

These dogs have a long-fabled history. Known as one of the most widely aggressive dogs, Meandogs have earned their name. They are not known for physical aggression, but are instead famed for their ability to make their victims feel really really bad about themselves. Very few can be successfully domesticated and they can often be spotted in the wild in Wales. Travelers and tourists are often advised to wear noise-cancelling headphones when traveling in Meandog territory to avoid hearing their mocking laughter.

 

Sorry that you can kind of see a dog dick here

 

4. Sad Grandpa Dog

The Sad Grandpa is one of modern society’s least known breeds, but they are also the most beloved by those who own them. While simultaneously being very cheerful, these dogs are known to remind you of that time your grandpa remembered a dear friend he lost many many years ago. Unlike a grandpa, however, they do not like hard candy.

 

5. HELL DOG

DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THESE DOGS. DO NOT TOUCH THESE DOGS. DO NOT LISTEN TO THEIR TERRIFYING HOWLS. NO ONE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE INDOCTRINATED BY THE HELL DOG, BECAUSE NO PERSON HAS EVER BEEN SEEN AGAIN AFTER COMING IN CONTACT. CALL FOR HELP IMMEDIATELY

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