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After Rejecting a Cease-Fire, Hamas Proposes a New One

JERUSALEM —  Israel and Hamas went back and forth on Sunday over proposals for a humanitarian lull in the fighting in Gaza, underscoring the external and internal pressures on both sides and a reluctance by each to appear to be led or dictated by the other. By afternoon, Hamas, the militant group that dominates… Continue reading After Rejecting a Cease-Fire, Hamas Proposes a New One

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Attempted Suicide of Teen Rape Victim Gives Anonymous Such Feels

INTERNET, USA – Infamous cyber vigilante group Anonymous took to social media Tuesday to share its reaction to news that the teen rape victim at the center of their latest mission had attempted suicide. “Wow. So anger. Such feels,” Anonymous posted, alongside a link to a blog article about the teen’s uncertain prognosis.… Continue reading Attempted Suicide of Teen Rape Victim Gives Anonymous Such Feels

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Rape teacher’s 30 day sentence sparks outrage

The Internet reacted with general outrage at news of a former Senior High teacher’s 30 day sentence for raping a 14 year old student. Men’s Rights Activists (MRAs) took to Reddit and Twitter in droves, spitting white-hot digital fury. “Stacey Rambold violated the letter, but not the spirit, of an outdated law… Continue reading Rape teacher’s 30 day sentence sparks outrage

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The 50 Most Surprising Aaron Hernandez Getting Raped In Prison Gags!

Not going to lie, if you’re anything like us around here at the FeedBuzz HQ, the first thing you think about when you hear of a crime having been committed is: “I wonder what’s in store, penetration-wise, for this individuals butt-hole vis a vis forced sex?” Classic quandary, we’ve all been there, let’s not… Continue reading The 50 Most Surprising Aaron Hernandez Getting Raped In Prison Gags!

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Restaurant In Strip Mall Opens to Zero Fanfare

A crowd gathered at the Covington Square Shopping Complex on Tuesday outside of the newly opened Vito’s Italian Restaurant, home of “Endless Meatball Monday” and “5 lb Calzone Challenge”, eagerly awaiting the doors to open at 10:30 for it’s first lunch hour on the east side of town. “It’s a moment I’ve been… Continue reading Restaurant In Strip Mall Opens to Zero Fanfare

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Opinion: Microsoft Lync’s dog emoticon doesn’t mean dog anymore

Sentiment in the modern workplace is nearly universal on this point: inter-office memos are extinct, forgotten vestigial structures left over from the primitive foundations of current American corporate existence. Replacing the tedium of papers and envelopes is the new lifeblood of departmental communication: Microsoft Lync. This modern convenience has bred something less-than-savory in… Continue reading Opinion: Microsoft Lync’s dog emoticon doesn’t mean dog anymore