America is extremely big. No matter where you go it’s there you can smell it. Never more so, than on this day, JUly the 4th, aka Hotdogs Day. As a great thinker of the cyber realm whose opinions are relied upon by literally countless of the lost souls of social media, I… Continue reading Is hotdog a sandwich? A thinker’s reply
1. The one about selling chocolate Fuck, what was this one called? 2. The one where Spongebob screams about water I didn’t actually like this episode, but I remember it pretty well. 3. The “Mermaidman and Barnacleboy” episodes These episodes all had Roman numerals in… Continue reading Top 7 Most Memorable Spongebob Episodes
1. Abraham Lincoln Sure, you learned all about Abraham Lincoln freeing the slaves in school. You probably also learned that he admitted two states to the Union (not including the ones he prevented from seceding), which is no small feat. But they probably didn’t teach you that Lincoln was a well-respected wrestler! It… Continue reading Five Historical Badasses (That Your Teachers Lied To You About)
Today the 11 of november 2001 the internet was very sad to hear that the big WEB SIGHT BUZZFEED DOT COM went offline and no one knows why this has happened. BUZZFEED DOT COM the big web sight on the Inter Net was Verry Famous indeed and has sparked a lot of furor… Continue reading Buzzfeed, THE WEB SIGHT, IS OFFLINE FROM INTERNET
We all had a good laugh last Friday about a television appearance from AOL’s “Digital Prophet,” David Shing, because of his completely absurd physical appearance. But “Shingy,” as he likes to be called, is actually quite a clever animal. His ridiculous plumage serves a vital function – to distract people from the… Continue reading The 10 Dumbest Things AOL’s “Digital Prophet” David Shing Has Ever Said
1. You exist Right? You totally do. There is no way this is a dream manufactured by a ever-glowing, stronger-growing God who initially cared about us but who is now bored…so bored. Yea, you definitely exist 2. Things happened In the years since your birth you have experienced events, moments in time that… Continue reading “5 Signs you were born on a year, any year, it doesn’t matter, just click; we are a race of creatures who feed on clicks, we are all plugged into the internet forever by a tiny cord”
Some of these quotes were by French psychoanalyst Jacques Lacan; others were by Motor City Madman Ted Nugent. Can you tell who said what? 1. A geometry implies the heterogeneity of locus, namely that there is a locus of the Other. Regarding this locus of the Other, of one sex as Other, as absolute… Continue reading Who Said It: Jacques Lacan or Ted Nugent?
Hi im always been the best fan of fast and furious films. these films are great and include such stars as vin diseal, Rock Man, and Paul Walker before he got killed by illuminati aliens RIP PAUL WALKER but we have to move on ebcause the legacy of paul walker, FAST AND… Continue reading 7 Great “Fast and Furious 7″ Quotes to Make You get Epic Feels (spoilers)
What color is your phlegm? A) Blood Brown B) Grippe Blue C) Choleric Umber D) Pulmonary Puce E) Ravaged Red F) Burial Black G) No phlegm (???) What shade is your skin? A) Pallid as hell B) Ghastly hue… Continue reading What City Should You Actually Die In?
1. JOHN STARK 2. JOHN ROGERS 3. JOHN FURY 4. JOHN BANNER 5. JOHN WIDOW 6. JOHNEYE 7. JOHN The following two tabs change content below. Bio Latest Posts TrixRabbi Latest posts… Continue reading What If The Avengers Were All Named John?