20. Like that time he got SUPER EXCITED about being a Young Republican…
19. …and sent the troops a LOT of beef jerky!
18. Everyone agrees – Benny is FABULOUS!!
Sorry tho, boys. Benny says NO HOMO #YOLO
I am not actually gay, even though the way I dress and talk may betray that fact ever so slightly, ha.
Solders in Iraq really do love beef jerky! I have the thank you letters to prove it… I also will be sending a [College Republicans] poster to every battalion with my email address asking for a thank you picture with our poster, those kind of pictures are priceless for good publicity! Just some Ideas.
17. When he made the Black Congressional Congress look like gangbangers (MIA is so YOLO!)…
16. …and made Obama look like Weezy (it’s raining YOLO!!)
10. That time he called for an end to the Cuba embargo