Stand facing her face.
Do not tell her your intentions.
Do not ask permission to kiss her.
Look dreamily into her mouthparts.
Keep your left forepaw on the hilt of your scabbard.
This is a dangerous by-way, one never knows.
You may hold her right scallop peg in your right…
Well well well, would you look at the time. Time for some of the finest felines online that’s what I say. These real hairballs are tearing up the web ,and we here at “Fuzz” Feed have gathered all the hottest cats and kittens for your viewing “Meow” venience. The web can’t download enough of these purr-fect critters. Please enjoy ,…
1 can’t stop moving
2 eat their young
3 more scared of you than you are them
4 tiny dicks
5 gross skin
7 poop in ocean
8 can’t code
9 100 people bitten by them per year
10 don’t ‘get’ Kanye
11 eating their flesh forbidden in some countries
Walter White In Black Face
Guy Teaching Another Guy How to Fish
Slutty Debt Ceiling
Slut-Shaming Debt Ceiling
Game of Thrones Dragon With “NO-bama” Sign and His Baby Dragon Kid Has One Too
Big-Titty Ted Cruz with Big-Ass Racist Titties Shooting Milk Everywhere
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1. 2 October 1996 – The former prime minister of Bulgaria, Andrei Lukanov, is assassinated.
2. 1 May 1993 – A Tamil Tigers suicide bomber assassinates President Ranasinghe Premadasa of Sri Lanka.
Anthony Kiedis scrubs at Hawaiian shirt pattern forming on his skin. Stench of coconut follows him everywhere. He’s becoming Jimmy Buffett
— woodmuffin (@woodmuffin) June 12, 2013
Sex is like pizza, when it is good it’s very good, when it’s bad… it’s still pretty good. — Not Will Ferrell (@itsWillyFerrell) June 14, 2013
And the internet gave birth to a child who was called Listerion.
I know they accuse me of vapidity, and perhaps emptiness, and perhaps of banality. Such accusations (for which I shall extract my CPM in due time) are FAIL. It is true that I never leave my office to report a story, but it is also…