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How To Kiss A Girl

    Stand facing her face.   Do not tell her your intentions.   Do not ask permission to kiss her.   Look dreamily into her mouthparts.       Keep your left forepaw on the hilt of your scabbard.   This is a dangerous by-way, one never knows.   You may hold her right scallop peg in your right…
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Is hotdog a sandwich? A thinker’s reply

America is extremely big. No matter where you go it’s there you can smell it. Never more so, than on this day, JUly the 4th, aka Hotdogs Day. As a great thinker of the cyber realm whose opinions are relied upon by literally countless of the lost souls of social media, I feel it behooves me to…
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Who Said It: Jacques Lacan or Ted Nugent?

Some of these quotes were by French psychoanalyst Jacques Lacan; others were by Motor City Madman Ted Nugent. Can you tell who said what? 1. A geometry implies the heterogeneity of locus, namely that there is a locus of the Other. Regarding this locus of the Other, of one sex as Other, as absolute Other, what does the…
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#altlit2013

Hi and welcome to what is sure to be the first of many annual FeedBuzz annual celebrations of the best and worst things of the year in #altlit form. Don’t forget to share on social media your faves with the hash tag #altlit2013bymethadonnaonlyonfeedbuzz and use the buttons below the article to quickly and easily indicate whether you think this…
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Chekhov’s Boner and Other Lesser Known Literary Devices

  Chekhov’s Boner  A story-telling principle which proposes that all introduced elements of a narrative must be resolved, i.e, if you mention Chekhov’s giant dick and balls in one scene, then it must reappear by the conclusion. As Chekhov himself wrote, “If in the first act you have gotten me all hard by rubbing your big-ass titties all…