How To Kiss A Girl

    Stand facing her face.   Do not tell her your intentions.   Do not ask permission to kiss her.   Look dreamily into her mouthparts.       Keep your left forepaw on the hilt of your scabbard.   This is a dangerous by-way, one never knows.   You may hold her right scallop peg in your right… read more


Hi and welcome to what is sure to be the first of many annual FeedBuzz annual celebrations of the best and worst things of the year in #altlit form. Don’t forget to share on social media your faves with the hash tag #altlit2013bymethadonnaonlyonfeedbuzz and use the buttons below the article to quickly and easily indicate whether you think this… read more