America is extremely big. No matter where you go it’s there you can smell it. Never more so, than on this day, JUly the 4th, aka Hotdogs Day. As a great thinker of the cyber realm whose opinions are relied upon by literally countless of the lost souls of social media, I… Continue reading Is hotdog a sandwich? A thinker’s reply
Some of these quotes were by French psychoanalyst Jacques Lacan; others were by Motor City Madman Ted Nugent. Can you tell who said what? 1. A geometry implies the heterogeneity of locus, namely that there is a locus of the Other. Regarding this locus of the Other, of one sex as Other, as absolute… Continue reading Who Said It: Jacques Lacan or Ted Nugent?
Hi and welcome to what is sure to be the first of many annual FeedBuzz annual celebrations of the best and worst things of the year in #altlit form. Don’t forget to share on social media your faves with the hash tag #altlit2013bymethadonnaonlyonfeedbuzz and use the buttons below the article to quickly and easily… Continue reading #altlit2013
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As you are all probably aware, it is no longer strictly true that ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Bob Hope died on July 27, 2003, more than ten years ago. They say that heroes die once but cowards die a thousand deaths; now we must add that… Continue reading Three Celebs the LOL-Industrial Complex is Praying Will Die
Stand facing her face. Do not tell her your intentions. Do not ask permission to kiss her. Look dreamily into her mouthparts. Keep your left forepaw on the hilt of your scabbard. This is a dangerous by-way, one never knows. You may hold her right scallop… Continue reading How To Kiss A Girl
Chekhov’s Boner A story-telling principle which proposes that all introduced elements of a narrative must be resolved, i.e, if you mention Chekhov’s giant dick and balls in one scene, then it must reappear by the conclusion. As Chekhov himself wrote, “If in the first act you have gotten me all hard… Continue reading Chekhov’s Boner and Other Lesser Known Literary Devices
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Not going to lie, if you’re anything like us around here at the FeedBuzz HQ, the first thing you think about when you hear of a crime having been committed is: “I wonder what’s in store, penetration-wise, for this individuals butt-hole vis a vis forced sex?” Classic quandary, we’ve all been there, let’s not… Continue reading The 50 Most Surprising Aaron Hernandez Getting Raped In Prison Gags!
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