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The 50 Most Surprising Aaron Hernandez Getting Raped In Prison Gags!


Not going to lie, if you’re anything like us around here at the FeedBuzz HQ, the first thing you think about when you hear of a crime having been committed is: “I wonder what’s in store, penetration-wise, for this individuals butt-hole vis a vis forced sex?” Classic quandary, we’ve all been there, let’s not lie about it. Here are a few internet jokesters that were wondering the same thing about New England Patriot’s TIGHT END Aaron Hernandez, a Mexican fella, who got himself in a jam this week, by probably shooting someone in the head. Not gonna lie, that seems like a surefire recipe for getting raped in prison.



Not yet!




You know what they say about what happens when you ass-ume? You get a criminal’s penis in your ass and you’re all “UME I DONT LIKE THAT PARTICULARLY”





Good joke writing!



Because then they won’t rape you.




Oh man I hope so!




Because they turn a blind eye to this horrifying epidemic!








Brady certainly appears homo-sexual some-times! :0






Tight bums are generally preferable to loose ones, butt-sex-wise, not gonna lie.





Preach on!




















And run with it 100 yards towards the end zone!





Good hashtag!



Soap gets dirty when you drop it, hairs and stuff.