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Top 3 Places Kony Might Be Hiding

1. Benghazi.

While it’s common knowledge that Benghazi is, in fact, a person and not a place, we cannot rule out that they may be hiding Kony somewhere. (Somewhere Obama doesn’t want us to find?)

2. Reddit.

Joseph Kony, confirmed Libertarian, Bitcoin enthusiast and occasional Pick-Up Artist, could be lurking in some lesser-known sub-reddits, seeking refuge from would-be trolls.

3. In Plain Sight, But Ten Years Ago.

Think about it: ten years ago, Bob Hope, Steve Jobs, and Johnny Cash still walked the earth. We also still had the things that their names meant, so why would we even think to look for Kony?


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