Why I Prefer the Over-65 Zumba Class to All Others

1. It’s run by the honor system. No one checks IDs.


2. They refer to all pop stars by their first names and ethnicities.


3. They don’t know the moves, but they keep moving.


4. Every dance is called cha-cha, salsa, or shake-it.


5. Judgment free zone.
6. I’m neither the best nor the most fit, but I’m up there.
7. The hookup culture.